A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~Fred Allen
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. ~Attributed to Arthur McBride Bloch
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. ~Author Unknown
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. ~Charles Schulz
Without geography, you're nowhere. ~Author Unknown
When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. ~Author Unknown
A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name. ~Evan Esar
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? ~Author Unknown
I plan on living forever. So far, so good. ~Author Unknown
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. ~Attributed to Arthur McBride Bloch
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. ~Author Unknown
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. ~Charles Schulz
Without geography, you're nowhere. ~Author Unknown
When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. ~Author Unknown
A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name. ~Evan Esar
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? ~Author Unknown
I plan on living forever. So far, so good. ~Author Unknown